Vintage Abby & Misty
Posted by Misty D Hudson at Friday, June 20. 2008 and is filed under uncategorized 
This is an email exchange from Abby and I in November 2004, discussing her new, screaming baby, Peawhistle. Abby's comments are in bold, mine are in italics.
Oh, when are you going to send me that kid? You can send her COD if you'd like.
I'll send her to you just as soon as you can guarantee me that I won't see you out on a street corner with her dancing for nickels with a little tin cup in her hand. If I mail you that kid, it better be for at least dimes and quarters that she's working her tiny ass off.
Oh, honey... I've I was going to have the child dancing on the street corner, she'd be getting *at least* fives. She is half you, after all.
Hell, if she's getting fives, why not fifties? Pimp the girl out, Huggy Bear!
And I think the funniest thing you have ever said to me is "Pimp the girl out, Huggy Bear!" That has to be the quote of the day.
I'll send her to you just as soon as you can guarantee me that I won't see you out on a street corner with her dancing for nickels with a little tin cup in her hand. If I mail you that kid, it better be for at least dimes and quarters that she's working her tiny ass off.
Oh, honey... I've I was going to have the child dancing on the street corner, she'd be getting *at least* fives. She is half you, after all.
Hell, if she's getting fives, why not fifties? Pimp the girl out, Huggy Bear!
And I think the funniest thing you have ever said to me is "Pimp the girl out, Huggy Bear!" That has to be the quote of the day.
We're awesome. I'm glad you save stuff like that; I totally forgot that. Man, I'm funny.
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